You'll never finger another chick again after watching this. Hey, I'm Dan, and I have something you want. More importantly, something every woman wants from you. No exceptions. Every. Single. Woman. Ever. Could be a stranger, could be your girlfriend, could be your wife, and it ain't money, and it ain't a massive cock, and it ain't rock hard abs. It's right here. Yeah, yeah. I call it the pussy key . Once you know how to do this one simple move, even your most taken female friends will ask you to do it to them.

Even cooler than that, hot women with a condition, myself, and some sex researchers call EPS, or elevated pheromone sensation, will approach you far more often. Now, this freaked me out because I'm not the hot guy in a bar type at all, yet the girl who taught me the secrets of the pussy key predicted it. And my friend Kelly, one of those hot friends who's just a friend types, told me the same thing after a night of first-time sex. Dan, every month about a week before our period starts, it happens, she said. We're hardwired for it and couldn't control it even if we wanted to. We are wanting to mate, ready and more willing than ever. And we are wired to sense the guys with the most skills, not the ones with the most toys or the hottest looks.

Sure, we go for those types usually, but not when EPS is raging out of control. I got all the proof I needed that night. And ever since then, I've been spreading this gospel to frustrated dudes everywhere. The pussy key makes Thanos's power look like Pee Wee Herman's. It gives the pool boy control over the stud athlete's hot model wife. It levels the playing field in your favor because nothing else ever will if you're anything like me, the average chunky guy with an ordinary life and an ordinary cock. The pussy key has nothing to do with money, pickup lines, seduction bullshit, making her click, go crazy, nothing like that. And get this, after listening to women talk about it, I'd say one in about 187,000 guys can do this at best.